** V.U. Song Contest - First Round Match 18 **

[Changeling]

I don't know , what?

[sars]

A dead kitten in ten garbage cans.

[Changeling]

LOL!
nothing like a dead kitten to make you smile.
Never heard that one before.
Then again we didn't have tv in the asylum.

good sense of humor , bad taste in songs.

Hey Sars, I see alot of your voting goes with Moe.
Starting to think your related to her or you are a drummer.

[sars]

right you are mr. changeling, I play the drums and I'm just a whore for Mo in general.
the only thing better than dead kitten jokes are helen keller jokes, but we won't go there today.

[Changeling]

well , I take back my bad taste comment.
Moe is great. But ... It's the gift!

I think a Hellen Keller joke would be the best to end this thread off with.

Maybe something like...
Even Hellen Keller knows that The Gift is a 100 X better than sticking with you!

[sars]

Q. How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
A: Rearranged the furniture.

Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
A: Screamed her hands off.

Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
A: You would too if your name was "nnnggggaaahhhhh."

Q: How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
A: She answered the iron.
Q: How's she burn the other one?
A: They called back.

Q: What's Helen Keller's favorite song?
A: THE GIFT.

[Stephen Says]

Not to interrupt, but do you two realize you're comparing a SHORT STORY to a FOLK SONG?

Here's a tough question... Which one is sexier??

[Changeling]

...well there goes ending the thread with the Hellen Keller jokes...

Not to interrupt, but do you two realize you're comparing a SHORT STORY to a FOLK SONG?

Hey man, not everything fits into your nicely little labeled boxes!
They are both songs and got matched up in the poll,Looks like a lot
of people thought differently on which song was better.
I never heard anyone call the gift a FOLK SONG before!
Which of the two did you vote for?

Here's a tough question... Which one is sexier??

Not tough for me, definatly sticking with you.Unless, you are into bondage in boxes and snuff.Which despite the rumors, I am not into (that much)

[Changeling]

Q: What's Helen Keller's favorite song?
A: THE GIFT.

LOL
That's right , she was blind, deaf & dumb,
but she wasn't stupid!!

[sars]

LOL
That's right , she was blind, deaf & dumb,
but she wasn't stupid!!

changeling you're cracking me up here. lmao.

Here's a tough question... Which one is sexier??

I wouldn't call either of them sexy. The Gift is too cerebral - all that talking is a distration, and Sticking with You is too goofy. I suppose you could turn the spoken word part off of the Gift and just go with the music, it's got a pounding rhythm - you could just go with it, I guess. To answer your question, is sticking with you or the gift sexier, the answer would be Venus in Furs.