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Changeling wrote:...well there goes ending the thread with the Hellen Keller jokes...

Stephen Says wrote:Not to interrupt, but do you two realize you're comparing a SHORT STORY to a FOLK SONG?

Hey man, not everything fits into your nicely little labeled boxes!
They are both songs and got matched up in the poll,Looks like a lot
of people thought differently on which song was better.
I never heard anyone call the gift a FOLK SONG before!
Which of the two did you vote for?

Stephen Says wrote:Here's a tough question... Which one is sexier??

Not tough for me, definatly sticking with you.Unless, you are into bondage in boxes and snuff.Which despite the rumors, I am not into (that much)

hey chill out... I wasn't being any more serious than you... No need to dissect my post.

Hey Stephen Says.
you got me wrong .... wasn't trying to disect your post,
was just some humor, I wasn't serious.
I was just joking with ya , not at ya

sars wrote:

I wouldn't call either of them sexy. The Gift is too cerebral - all that talking is a distration, and Sticking with You is too goofy. I suppose you could turn the spoken word part off of the Gift and just go with the music, it's got a pounding rhythm - you could just go with it, I guess. To answer your question, is sticking with you or the gift sexier, the answer would be Venus in Furs.

HEY !! there will will be no thinking outside the box!

Although, i do agree Venus in Furs would win the sexiest VU song hands down and the best VU song to have sex to also.

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
she needs the other to moan with.

I repeated that joke to my boyfriend and he said "Who's Helen Keller?" Time to start keeping smarter company.
Apparently there's whole websites out there devoted to Helen Keller jokes. Who knew?

sars wrote:Apparently there's whole websites out there devoted to Helen Keller jokes. Who knew?

This really is a horrible time to be alive.

sars wrote:I repeated that joke to my boyfriend and he said "Who's Helen Keller?" Time to start keeping smarter company.
Apparently there's whole websites out there devoted to Helen Keller jokes. Who knew?

LMAO!!

ya know ... I almost started to do blonde jokes and replace the blonde with your boyfriend.

So I take it the joke fell really flat?

Oh, I believe there are websites out there for everything!

ya know ... I almost started to do blonde jokes and replace the blonde with your boyfriend.

well, he does have square boobs...
dude, I can't believe the gift still won.

I changed my mind (not on THAT, changeling!) "Sticking with you" would be sexier, more specifically the ending, starting with "I'll do anything for you.." etc. That's hot.
but "sticking" trumps "gift."

very strange.... that's the very line I was thinking about as I chose it for sexier.

So.... Sars boyfriend and a blond are out hunting.
They start argueing over what kind of animal the tracks that they are following are from.
...and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

Great minds think alike, then. And great joke! Hahaaa!
How about:
A blond was driving down a road when she saw a girl skipping rope. She got out of the car and heard the girl say "twenty three, twenty three, twenty three..." and the blond sais "no, that's not how you do it. do you want me to show you how?" and the girl says "sure" so the blond takes the rope and starts skipping and saying "one, two, three.." until a car comes speeding in and runs her over. the girl walks over to the blond, takes the rope out of her hand and starts skipping again while saying "twenty four, twently four, twenty four..."