Superb. This is just the kind of thing we need for The Velvet Underground Book of Jokes.threechordwonder wrote:Season's greetings to all you hipsters and jokesters everywhere.
Me, I never liked Christmas, but I always dug Yule.
The Velvet Underground Jokes thread
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underground, overground
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Sorry this one is a day or two late ...
A very Happy Max's to all Velvet fans.
Oh lord. It might take a moment but it's worth it.
A very Happy Max's to all Velvet fans.
Oh lord. It might take a moment but it's worth it.
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From a different thread altogether ...
A. She was all tuckered out.
gazatthebop wrote:Cale has asked Moe to join him in Liverpool for the 50th anniversary show. She's turned Cale's offer down
Q. Why did Moe turn down John's invite to play the anniversary concert?schnittstelle wrote:Wow! Did she give any explanation why?
A. She was all tuckered out.
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She just wasn't feeling moe-tivated
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Christmas approaches again and here in the UK people will buy bottles of exotic beverage they won't touch at other times of the year. However, everyone forgets that Amarula Cream was Leonard Cohen's very favourite drink. Imagine the scene:
Leonard's friend: "What would you like to drink Leonard?"
Cohen: "Amarula ... amarula ... amarula ... amaru-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-la".
(If you don't get it, sing it, like Jeff Buckley or Alexandra Burke or Pentatonix or anyone else who copied it from Cale).
Leonard's friend: "What would you like to drink Leonard?"
Cohen: "Amarula ... amarula ... amarula ... amaru-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-la".
(If you don't get it, sing it, like Jeff Buckley or Alexandra Burke or Pentatonix or anyone else who copied it from Cale).
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threechordwonder wrote: ↑08 Dec 2018 13:28 Christmas approaches again and here in the UK people will buy bottles of exotic beverage they won't touch at other times of the year. However, everyone forgets that Amarula Cream was Leonard Cohen's very favourite drink. Imagine the scene:
Leonard's friend: "What would you like to drink Leonard?"
Cohen: "Amarula ... amarula ... amarula ... amaru-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-la".
(If you don't get it, sing it, like Jeff Buckley or Alexandra Burke or Pentatonix or anyone else who copied it from Cale).
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When Nico parted company with the Velvets, the boys assumed all the vocals. John sang with a sonorous tenor, but Lou's voice was reedy.
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any sounds that we feel would detract from the performance has been left in place
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That's pretty funny thanks, i do love Viz.
Must be a Lou fan who's written that - loving the "expletive-ridden tirades against the rock critics who had only given Berlin 4 stars"
Must be a Lou fan who's written that - loving the "expletive-ridden tirades against the rock critics who had only given Berlin 4 stars"